This week we celebrate the end of Mercury's retrograde season on Sunday and try to survive Mars in retrograde in Capricorn!
Leer en español: Horóscopo: lo que te traerá Marte retrógrado
(March 21 - April 19)
Dear Aries, with Mars retrograde in Capricorn this week, try to use your self-control and your patience to avoid mixing work with relationships. Do you want to open a vegan restaurant with your partner? Think twice before taking milk off the menu. You may want to profit from a lifestyle, but that does not mean that your partner thinks the same. Do everything possible to avoid arguments this week, Aries, because until Mercury does not stop being retrograde on Sunday everything you say can and will be used against you.
(April 20 - May 20)
With Mars visiting Capricorn it is time to use your perseverance to start the race that you will run until the end of the year, Taurus. The key word for this week is "pedal": if you do not start to warm up, you will not be able to reach the summit in December. But for now, and as long as Mars is retrograde (until August 27), dedicate yourself to adding LinkedIn contacts, make plans with your friends to discuss business and see the terrain. Who is the Nancy of your Sid or the Bonnie of your Clyde? Look for tattoo artists and poets on Instagram who want to be part of your team! Who said you write just to flirt?
(May 21 - June 20)
As we know that you are a born psychologist, Gemini, we recommend that this week you feel yourself on the couch and ask yourself some questions: what are you feeling right now? What have you been hiding from your best friend for several months? Why can't you just leave your cell phone next to your boyfriend? With the impulsive Mars making a visit to the repressive Capricorn it is better that you yourself take care of your problems because otherwise, you will end up publishing your deepest secrets in a thoughtless tweet that, unfortunately, everyone will see.
(June 21 - June 22)
This week you better reinforce your shell, Cancer! With retrograde Mars visiting Capricorn, the king of appearances, some ex may mysteriously add you to Facebook after two years to prove to you that, at last, it has changed. Wait patiently and you will see that when the retrograde is over you will have disappeared along with all your problems. Do not let nostalgia confuse you, Cancer! Your ex is not the perfect match, although we both know that this is your ideal. If you are going to lower the barriers with someone else, it should be a recent follow on Instagram, only a couple of months old. For you, the new is the best!
(July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you know that nobody is perfect, not even you. It does not matter if you are going to appear on the cover of a magazine or if you are going to be the face of a recognized designer, your partner does not have to do the same as you. With retrograde Mars in Capricorn, take care of the high standards with which you are judging others, especially your partner. We know that you would like to have an earl or influencer, but this week you will have to give up your obsession with fame and see who is really next to you. Would you prefer to continue imagining your marriage to Maluma or to have a real couple with feelings, Leo?
(August 23 - September 22)
You separate the clothes by colors and your partner does not pick it up from the floor; your notebooks are scratched and those of your partner are handmade; you can not live without posting everything on Instagram and your partner got a cell phone two months ago. Why is it that you have not blocked each other on WhatsApp yet? With the passionate Mars in Capricorn, your differences will be exactly what unites them, especially if you can do everything for that other person. As the most helpful sign of the Zodiac, nothing will make you happier this week than to pick up their clothes, sew their notebooks and publish stories together that they will never see. Love the differences, Virgo!
September 23 - October 22
The balance you charge will not help you this week to balance your bank account, Libra. If you were planning to change your home or buy the computer you've always wanted, you'd better wait for Mars to stop being retrograde on August 27. The spendthrift Capricorn will want to make you spend every day (no shopping online!) and every night (do not drink too much with your wallet full!). And the stubborn Capricorn will not leave you alone for the next two weeks. Use this time to save and plan what you want, but do not make any impulsive decisions. Retrograde Mars could leave you without a month's rent!
(October 23 - November 21)
Maybe this week you do not feel like the king of the underworld, Scorpio. Do not blame anyone for your lack of confidence, because until Mars does not stop being retrograde in two weeks you can not get likes or boyfriends for how you feel about yourself. Selfies are going to look ugly, the clothes you buy will not match, and everything you say will be misinterpreted. Involving yourself emotionally is going to be like nailing you to your own sting: if you like someone, you will take them away, and if you do not like them, they will come running towards you. Better dedicate yourself this week to yourself, Scorpio!
(November 22 - December 21)
We know that you are risky and that you could sell a board to a carpenter, Sagittarius, but this week your projects will be clouded by the impulsive Mars and the ambitious Capricorn. You'll feel more confident about yourself and all your friends will let you know (via Instagram) that you're more handsome than ever, but do not let the likes make you feel super-powerful. No matter how persistent or charismatic you are, you will not be able to convince anyone to work with you. Give yourself this week to work with yourself (writing about your trips) or to plan what is coming (other trips?). But try not to pressure anyone, Sagittarius!
(December 22 - January 19)
So much for you this week, Capricorn! Get ready to work on your relationship here until Mars retrograde in your sign. Nothing will be easy these two weeks while the red planet unleashes storms: you will fight, you will break up, you will cry and you will fight again if you can not leave the past behind. A single like could unleash this storm, so better refrain from entering your social networks this week. And always (always!) Before telling anything to your partner try to think about how you would feel if he told you that. Empathy without technology, Capricorn, do not forget it!
(January 20 - February 18)
Maybe it's time to try new things with your partner, Aquarius. What powerful New Age book could you explore together this week? In any case, the powerful retrograde Mars could take out all your partner's secret desires and throw them in your face. The question is, will you dare to try? Let's hope that your internal rebel is up to the new challenges proposed by fiery Mars and not be deterred from the repressive Capricorn. Tell your partner this week all the weird things you've always liked, Aquarius!
(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, Pisces, Pisces. We will never tire of telling you: not everything you imagine is real, especially when Mars visits Capricorn, the king of appearances. At the end of this week, you will be able to see clearly if they have been deceiving you or if everything is the product of your fantasies. Searching for the truth is noble, Pisces, but obsessing over every word they say (or that they do not tell you) will take you directly into the abyss. Try to use your (not very existent) rational side to decide what should worry and what should not. The only one who can hurt you this week is you, Pisces!
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Translated from "Horóscopo: lo que te traerá Marte retrógrado"